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What would your warning label say?

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  1. What would your warning label say?
  2. What's the grossest thing you'd do for $100?
  3. What's the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself?
  4. What's the funniest thing you've ever overheard in public?
  5. If your life were a reality TV show, what would it be called?
  6. If we were in a horror movie, who at this table would die first?
  7. What's one everyday activity you think should be an Olympic sport?
  8. Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life?
  9. If you had to scream uncontrollably for 5 minutes every day, when would you schedule it?
  10. If there were an Olympics for everyday activities, which event would you win a medal in?
  11. On a normal day, how many owls would you need to see before you thought something was wrong?
  12. If you could have a song that played whenever you entered a room, what song would you choose?
  13. Would you rather be inside a portable toilet when it gets pushed over, or die three weeks earlier?
  14. Would you rather 30 butterflies appear every time you sneeze, or one angry squirrel every time you cough?
  15. What's your most useless talent?
  16. What was your worst haircut era?
  17. What isn't a holiday but should be?
  18. What would your drag queen name be?
  19. What would your evil alter ego wear?
  20. What is the weirdest thing about you?
  21. What's the best WiFi name you've seen?
  22. What's the best prank you've ever pulled?
  23. What's your funniest dating deal-breaker?
  24. Who do you think you were in a past life?
  25. Which animal has your energy on a bad day?
  26. What's the oddest smell you secretly enjoy?
  27. What's your go-to overly dramatic reaction?
  28. What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
  29. What job would you be absolutely terrible at?
  30. What's the last thing in your search history?
  31. What would the title of your autobiography be?
  32. If past lives are real, who were you in yours?
  33. Which animated character was your first crush?
  34. What celebrity would voice your pet in a movie?
  35. Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp bubbles?
  36. What silly everyday habit would you make illegal?
  37. What weird thing would you normalize if you could?
  38. Which superpower would you give to your archenemy?
  39. If you had to have a catchphrase, what would it be?
  40. If you were a ghost, where would you haunt and why?
  41. What's the most random impulse buy you've ever made?
  42. What's your go-to dance move at parties or weddings?
  43. Which chore feels the most insulting to your spirit?
  44. If a turtle loses its shell, is it homeless or naked?
  45. Would you rather share a bed with a walrus or an eel?
  46. What's your anti-motto, the rule you'd never live by?
  47. What's trendy right now that you think is ridiculous?
  48. What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever googled?
  49. Could Jack have fit on the door with Rose in Titanic?
  50. If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?
  51. If you were famous, what would your fanbase be called?
  52. What object do you wish you could wipe from existence?
  53. What's the most outrageous lie you've ever told a kid?
  54. What's the most random thing in your fridge right now?
  55. What's the best or worst pickup line you've ever heard?
  56. What would be your worst possible celebrity look-alike?
  57. What's the craziest lie you ever came up with as a kid?
  58. Which celebrity would you unfortunately get along with?
  59. Is a hot dog a sandwich, and can you defend your answer?
  60. What's the strangest thing you've done while half-asleep?
  61. What's the silliest reason you've ever gotten in trouble?
  62. What's one job you'd never do, even for a million dollars?
  63. What's a phrase or word you think should be banned forever?
  64. If there was a sandwich named after you what would be on it?
  65. What's a food combo you love that everyone else finds gross?
  66. Which cartoon character were you weirdly afraid of as a kid?
  67. If an actor narrated your life, who would you choose and why?
  68. If you could pick one TV mom to be your mom, who would it be?
  69. Which reality show would you go on, and how far would you get?
  70. Would you rather have to fend off a bear or a swarm of ferrets?
  71. Would you rather be the head of a company or the head of a cult?
  72. Do you think washers and dryers are friends, enemies, or lovers?
  73. What's the strangest thing you've eaten just to say you tried it?
  74. If your personality were a restaurant, what would be on the menu?
  75. What trend did you pretend to understand until everyone moved on?
  76. What's your favorite excuse for leaving a boring situation early?
  77. Would you rather be a reverse centaur or a reverse mermaid/merman?
  78. How long can food sit on the floor before it's too late to eat it?
  79. What's the worst three-topping pizza combination you can think of?
  80. If your nose grew every time you lied, how long would it be by now?
  81. What do people think they look cool doing, but actually look silly?
  82. If you couldn't call a knee a knee anymore, what would you call it?
  83. If you had to get a tattoo, what would it be and where would it go?
  84. What song lyrics did you get wrong for years until someone noticed?
  85. What's the worst thing to hear right before you go under anesthesia?
  86. Who's a hilarious TV character who would be unbearable in real life?
  87. If you could have a completely useless superpower, what would it be?
  88. What do you do today that the next generation will find super dated?
  89. What's the most ridiculous thing you've done because you were bored?
  90. If you had to name your child after a food, what would you call them?
  91. If you walked out for a boxing match, what would your walkout song be?
  92. If you were famous for something totally ridiculous, what would it be?
  93. What's the worst gift you've ever received and had to pretend to love?
  94. What strategy would you use to fight against 15 angry sheep in a field?
  95. If you were king or queen for the day, what would be your first decree?
  96. What's the boldest thing you've ever done purely to avoid a phone call?
  97. If your search history went up on a billboard, how nervous would you be?
  98. If you won the lottery tomorrow, what's the first silly thing you'd buy?
  99. If no one ever sneezed again, how long would it take everyone to notice?
  100. What's something you do when you're alone that you'd never do in public?
  101. If you were an action figure, which two accessories would you come with?
  102. What household chore have you turned into a strangely competitive event?
  103. What did you wear growing up that you'd be mortified to be seen in today?
  104. Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or permanently squeaky shoes?
  105. What role would you play in defending humanity during a zombie apocalypse?
  106. What's the most chaotic but harmless thing you do when nobody is watching?
  107. Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe?
  108. Would you rather not brush your teeth for a week or not shower for a month?
  109. If you could instantly become famous for something silly, what would it be?
  110. If a theme song played every time you walked into a room, what would it be?
  111. If you had to be haunted for life but could pick the ghost, who would it be?
  112. Would you rather have to sing everything you say or dance everywhere you go?
  113. If you had to, how would you go about getting Kelly Clarkson's phone number?
  114. If you were insanely wealthy, what weird eccentricities would you indulge in?
  115. If you could instantly become an expert at one silly thing, what would it be?
  116. If you were on a reality TV show, what would the caption under your name say?
  117. If your reflection in the mirror suddenly winked at you, how would you react?
  118. Which company made you so mad you'd rather suffer than give them another cent?
  119. If you had to replace your hands with two kitchen tools, which would you pick?
  120. If you were required by law to get a full-body tattoo, what would it look like?
  121. If you had to narrate your life in one dramatic accent, which would you choose?
  122. Would you rather give up your phone or only wear Crocs for the rest of your life?
  123. If you had your human body but the head of an animal, what animal would you pick?
  124. If your fridge could review its own contents, what star rating would it give you?
  125. If your pet secretly ran a small business while you were out, what would it sell?
  126. Name your firstborn after the first thing you see in this room: what's their name?
  127. Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?
  128. Would you rather have spaghetti hair that regrows every night or sweat maple syrup?
  129. If you could delete one daily chore from existence forever, which would you choose?

Closer

  1. What's the closest you've ever come to getting arrested?
  2. What's something most adults can do that you still can't?
  3. What's your go-to embarrassing story that always gets a laugh?
  4. What's the worst date you've ever been on?
  5. What's a gift you knew was terrible but gave anyway?
  6. How would you most likely get your 15 minutes of fame?
  7. What's the most absurd rule you've ever had to follow?
  8. Who's the strangest person you've ever met at a party?
  9. What's your most irrational fear that you can laugh about now?
  10. What's the most outrageous lie you've told to get out of a date?
  11. What's the funniest lie you've ever told to get out of something?
  12. What's the funniest thing you've heard someone say in their sleep?
  13. If you could get away with anything for one day, what would you do?
  14. What do you do when you're alone that you'd rather nobody knew about?
  15. Which moments of your life would have been much better in slow-motion?
  16. How often do you say food tastes great when you secretly think it's awful?
  17. Based on your life experience, what honorary degree do you think you deserve?
  18. What's the strangest compliment you've ever received that you secretly liked?

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