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Light
- What would your warning label say?
- What's the grossest thing you'd do for $100?
- What's the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself?
- What's the funniest thing you've ever overheard in public?
- If your life were a reality TV show, what would it be called?
- If we were in a horror movie, who at this table would die first?
- What's one everyday activity you think should be an Olympic sport?
- Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life?
- If you had to scream uncontrollably for 5 minutes every day, when would you schedule it?
- If there were an Olympics for everyday activities, which event would you win a medal in?
- On a normal day, how many owls would you need to see before you thought something was wrong?
- If you could have a song that played whenever you entered a room, what song would you choose?
- Would you rather be inside a portable toilet when it gets pushed over, or die three weeks earlier?
- Would you rather 30 butterflies appear every time you sneeze, or one angry squirrel every time you cough?
- What's your most useless talent?
- What was your worst haircut era?
- What isn't a holiday but should be?
- What would your drag queen name be?
- What would your evil alter ego wear?
- What is the weirdest thing about you?
- What's the best WiFi name you've seen?
- What's the best prank you've ever pulled?
- What's your funniest dating deal-breaker?
- Who do you think you were in a past life?
- Which animal has your energy on a bad day?
- What's the oddest smell you secretly enjoy?
- What's your go-to overly dramatic reaction?
- What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
- What job would you be absolutely terrible at?
- What's the last thing in your search history?
- What would the title of your autobiography be?
- If past lives are real, who were you in yours?
- Which animated character was your first crush?
- What celebrity would voice your pet in a movie?
- Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp bubbles?
- What silly everyday habit would you make illegal?
- What weird thing would you normalize if you could?
- Which superpower would you give to your archenemy?
- If you had to have a catchphrase, what would it be?
- If you were a ghost, where would you haunt and why?
- What's the most random impulse buy you've ever made?
- What's your go-to dance move at parties or weddings?
- Which chore feels the most insulting to your spirit?
- If a turtle loses its shell, is it homeless or naked?
- Would you rather share a bed with a walrus or an eel?
- What's your anti-motto, the rule you'd never live by?
- What's trendy right now that you think is ridiculous?
- What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever googled?
- Could Jack have fit on the door with Rose in Titanic?
- If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?
- If you were famous, what would your fanbase be called?
- What object do you wish you could wipe from existence?
- What's the most outrageous lie you've ever told a kid?
- What's the most random thing in your fridge right now?
- What's the best or worst pickup line you've ever heard?
- What would be your worst possible celebrity look-alike?
- What's the craziest lie you ever came up with as a kid?
- Which celebrity would you unfortunately get along with?
- Is a hot dog a sandwich, and can you defend your answer?
- What's the strangest thing you've done while half-asleep?
- What's the silliest reason you've ever gotten in trouble?
- What's one job you'd never do, even for a million dollars?
- What's a phrase or word you think should be banned forever?
- If there was a sandwich named after you what would be on it?
- What's a food combo you love that everyone else finds gross?
- Which cartoon character were you weirdly afraid of as a kid?
- If an actor narrated your life, who would you choose and why?
- If you could pick one TV mom to be your mom, who would it be?
- Which reality show would you go on, and how far would you get?
- Would you rather have to fend off a bear or a swarm of ferrets?
- Would you rather be the head of a company or the head of a cult?
- Do you think washers and dryers are friends, enemies, or lovers?
- What's the strangest thing you've eaten just to say you tried it?
- If your personality were a restaurant, what would be on the menu?
- What trend did you pretend to understand until everyone moved on?
- What's your favorite excuse for leaving a boring situation early?
- Would you rather be a reverse centaur or a reverse mermaid/merman?
- How long can food sit on the floor before it's too late to eat it?
- What's the worst three-topping pizza combination you can think of?
- If your nose grew every time you lied, how long would it be by now?
- What do people think they look cool doing, but actually look silly?
- If you couldn't call a knee a knee anymore, what would you call it?
- If you had to get a tattoo, what would it be and where would it go?
- What song lyrics did you get wrong for years until someone noticed?
- What's the worst thing to hear right before you go under anesthesia?
- Who's a hilarious TV character who would be unbearable in real life?
- If you could have a completely useless superpower, what would it be?
- What do you do today that the next generation will find super dated?
- What's the most ridiculous thing you've done because you were bored?
- If you had to name your child after a food, what would you call them?
- If you walked out for a boxing match, what would your walkout song be?
- If you were famous for something totally ridiculous, what would it be?
- What's the worst gift you've ever received and had to pretend to love?
- What strategy would you use to fight against 15 angry sheep in a field?
- If you were king or queen for the day, what would be your first decree?
- What's the boldest thing you've ever done purely to avoid a phone call?
- If your search history went up on a billboard, how nervous would you be?
- If you won the lottery tomorrow, what's the first silly thing you'd buy?
- If no one ever sneezed again, how long would it take everyone to notice?
- What's something you do when you're alone that you'd never do in public?
- If you were an action figure, which two accessories would you come with?
- What household chore have you turned into a strangely competitive event?
- What did you wear growing up that you'd be mortified to be seen in today?
- Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or permanently squeaky shoes?
- What role would you play in defending humanity during a zombie apocalypse?
- What's the most chaotic but harmless thing you do when nobody is watching?
- Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe?
- Would you rather not brush your teeth for a week or not shower for a month?
- If you could instantly become famous for something silly, what would it be?
- If a theme song played every time you walked into a room, what would it be?
- If you had to be haunted for life but could pick the ghost, who would it be?
- Would you rather have to sing everything you say or dance everywhere you go?
- If you had to, how would you go about getting Kelly Clarkson's phone number?
- If you were insanely wealthy, what weird eccentricities would you indulge in?
- If you could instantly become an expert at one silly thing, what would it be?
- If you were on a reality TV show, what would the caption under your name say?
- If your reflection in the mirror suddenly winked at you, how would you react?
- Which company made you so mad you'd rather suffer than give them another cent?
- If you had to replace your hands with two kitchen tools, which would you pick?
- If you were required by law to get a full-body tattoo, what would it look like?
- If you had to narrate your life in one dramatic accent, which would you choose?
- Would you rather give up your phone or only wear Crocs for the rest of your life?
- If you had your human body but the head of an animal, what animal would you pick?
- If your fridge could review its own contents, what star rating would it give you?
- If your pet secretly ran a small business while you were out, what would it sell?
- Name your firstborn after the first thing you see in this room: what's their name?
- Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?
- Would you rather have spaghetti hair that regrows every night or sweat maple syrup?
- If you could delete one daily chore from existence forever, which would you choose?
Closer
- What's the closest you've ever come to getting arrested?
- What's something most adults can do that you still can't?
- What's your go-to embarrassing story that always gets a laugh?
- What's the worst date you've ever been on?
- What's a gift you knew was terrible but gave anyway?
- How would you most likely get your 15 minutes of fame?
- What's the most absurd rule you've ever had to follow?
- Who's the strangest person you've ever met at a party?
- What's your most irrational fear that you can laugh about now?
- What's the most outrageous lie you've told to get out of a date?
- What's the funniest lie you've ever told to get out of something?
- What's the funniest thing you've heard someone say in their sleep?
- If you could get away with anything for one day, what would you do?
- What do you do when you're alone that you'd rather nobody knew about?
- Which moments of your life would have been much better in slow-motion?
- How often do you say food tastes great when you secretly think it's awful?
- Based on your life experience, what honorary degree do you think you deserve?
- What's the strangest compliment you've ever received that you secretly liked?