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Light
- Would you rather clog the toilet on a first date or first day at a new job?
- Would you rather fight a kangaroo once a year or have a pigeon follow you everywhere?
- Would you rather have a pet dragon the size of a hamster or a pet hamster the size of a dragon?
- Would you rather have a laugh that sounds like a car alarm or a sneeze that sounds like a foghorn?
- Would you rather have your life narrated by a random celebrity, or narrate everything you do out loud?
- Would you rather have skin that changes colour with your mood, or tattoos that show what you did yesterday?
- Would you rather trees scream now and then for no reason, or spiders be big and smart enough to open doors?
- Would you rather have a personal narrator following you around or a laugh track that plays at awkward moments?
- Would you rather time travel 20 years every time you fart, or teleport somewhere random every time you sneeze?
- Would you rather have four arms or four legs?
- Would you rather wrestle a lion or fight a shark?
- Would you rather never feel tired or never feel hungry?
- Flying or mind reading: which power is actually more useful?
- Would you rather live in a treehouse or an underground bunker?
- Would you rather be unable to whisper or unable to stop humming?
- Would you rather always be slightly too hot or slightly too cold?
- Would you rather fly at walking speed or run at the speed of sound?
- Would you rather be able to speak every language or talk to animals?
- Would you rather live full-time in an RV or full-time on a sailboat?
- Would you rather have a pet that could talk or a car that could fly?
- Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
- Would you rather uncontrollably fart in public or uncontrollably burp?
- Would you rather have no social media for a year or no music for a year?
- Would you rather time travel to the age of dinosaurs or to the year 3000?
- Would you rather have no soap or no toilet paper for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather find out you're a robot or find out you live in the matrix?
- Would you rather see the dinosaurs or jump a thousand years into the future?
- Would you rather lose your phone contacts forever or your photo library forever?
- Would you rather give up bathing for a month or give up the internet for a month?
- Would you rather be able to travel everywhere for free or eat everywhere for free?
- Would you rather hear the same 10 songs forever or watch the same 5 movies forever?
- Would you rather always have to speak in rhymes or always have to sing what you say?
- Would you rather be an extra in the last movie you saw or in the last book you read?
- Would you rather have toes as long as your fingers or fingers as short as your toes?
- Would you rather always have to sing instead of talking or dance instead of walking?
- Would you rather be unable to open any closed door, or unable to close any open door?
- Would you rather have one real get out of jail free card or a key that opens any door?
- Would you rather have every dog attack you on sight, or every bird attack you on sight?
- Would you rather have every meal delivered by a very slow snail or a very rude seagull?
- Would you rather be lost at sea on a raft or trapped in a cave system with a flashlight?
- Would you rather experience one day in ancient Rome or one day on a Mars colony in 2200?
- Would you rather live in a house full of clown mannequins or one full of porcelain dolls?
- Would you rather have a pet that talks but lies, or one that's quiet but understands you?
- Would you rather always feel like you need to sneeze or always have one sock slightly wet?
- Would you rather take amazing selfies but awful photos of everything else, or the reverse?
- Who would you trust to set you up on a blind date: friends, family, coworkers or strangers?
- Would you rather give the perfect gift every time or always receive exactly what you wanted?
- Would you rather have the face of a pensioner and the body of a 20-year-old, or the reverse?
- Would you rather know the history of every object you touched or be able to talk to animals?
Closer
- Would you rather have a do-over button or a pause button for life?
- At 100, would you rather have the mind or the body of a 30-year-old?
- Would you rather be in jail for a year or lose a year off your life?
- Would you rather meet your soulmate at 15 years old or 35 years old?
- Would you rather have perfect memory or the ability to forget anything at will?
- Would you rather have a guaranteed $75K salary for life or a 10% chance at $10 million?
- Would you rather have everything on your phone made public, or never use a phone again?
- Would you rather always know when someone is lying to you or always get away with lying?
- Would you rather meet your ancestors in the past or your great-great-grandchildren in the future?
- Would you rather teleport but always arrive soaking wet, or fly but only two feet off the ground?
- Would you rather have dinner with your great-great-grandparents or your great-great-grandchildren?
- Would you rather lose all the money you've earned this year, or all the memories you've made this year?
- Would you rather have the power to make anyone tell the truth or the power to make anyone believe a lie?
- Would you rather have more time or more money?
- Would you rather have 10 hobbies or one passion?
- Would you rather see your future or change your past?
- Would you rather be able to fast-forward time or rewind it?
- Would you rather have 100 acquaintances or 3 deep friendships?
- Would you rather be alone forever or never have privacy again?
- Would you rather be the funniest or smartest person in the room?
- If you won the lottery, would you quit your job or keep working?
- Would you rather owe someone a lot of money or owe them a big favor?
- Would you rather never hear music again or lose the ability to read?
- Would you rather always know what people think of you, or never know?
- Would you rather never have to work again or never have to sleep again?
- Would you rather be the best at one thing or pretty good at everything?
- Would you rather give up social media forever or TV and movies forever?
- Would you rather run at 100 miles per hour or fly at 10 miles per hour?
- Would you rather get $2,000 a month until you die or $500,000 right now?
- Would you rather be good-looking but dim, or plain-looking but brilliant?
- Would you rather always say everything on your mind or never speak again?
- Would you rather sell all of your possessions or sell one of your organs?
- Would you rather take a sure $10,000 or a 50/50 shot at $1,000 or $50,000?
- Would you rather live in a house with no windows or a house with no doors?
- Would you rather lose the ability to lie or believe everything you're told?
- Would you rather jump 10 years into the future or go back 10 years in time?
- If you had a time machine, would you visit the past or the future, and when?
- Would you rather be the best on a struggling team or average on a great team?
- Would you rather get to travel all over the world or travel once to the moon?
- Would you rather never have sweet food again or never have savory food again?
- Would you rather start working five years later or retire five years earlier?
- Would you rather always know the right thing to say, or the right thing to do?
- Would you rather hear people's thoughts or be invisible, for 10 minutes a day?
- Would you rather switch careers every 2 years or stay in the same job for life?
- Would you rather have every third thought said out loud or never be alone again?
- Would you rather have a horrible short-term memory or a horrible long-term memory?
- Explore the deep ocean, go to outer space, or visit 50 countries: which do you pick?
- Would you rather earn $100K doing something you love or $500K doing something boring?
- Would you rather be magical but live on earth or live in a magical land but be normal?
- Would you rather have a million dollars now or a thousand dollars every week for life?
- Would you rather be able to see 5 minutes into the future or 100 years into the future?
- Would you rather be a famous artist who's broke or an unknown accountant who's wealthy?
- Would you rather pause time for 10 seconds once a day or rewind one minute once a week?
- Would you rather live to 200 looking 200 the whole time, or look 25 until you die at 65?
- Would you rather eat the same favorite meal every week or never eat the same meal twice?
- Would you rather travel anywhere for just one day, or one place for as long as you want?
- Would you rather travel back to meet your ancestors or forward to meet your descendants?
- Would you rather move to a new town every week, or never leave the town you were born in?
- Would you rather inherit $20 million at 18, or earn $50 million through your own hard work?
- Would you rather win a team championship or be named most valuable player on a losing team?
Deep
- Would you rather live for 1,000 years or only 50?
- Would you rather save one loved one or 100 strangers?
- Would you rather forget who everyone else is or who you are?
- Would you rather people see you as kind, smart or attractive?
- Would you rather be loved by many or deeply understood by one?
- Would you rather forget everything you know or everyone you know?
- Would you rather live a long, boring life or a short, meaningful one?
- Would you rather date someone you love or date someone who loves you?
- Would you rather lose your memories or lose the ability to make new ones?
- Would you rather live a quiet life that feels long, or a busy life that feels short?
- Would you rather be remembered for one big thing or loved for a hundred small things?
- Would you rather know the uncomfortable truth of the world or believe a comforting lie?
- Would you rather be famous now and forgotten later, or unknown now and remembered forever?
- Would you rather have your inner thoughts broadcast for an hour a day, or never be able to lie?
- Would you rather wake up in a new decade every morning, or live the same year on repeat forever?
- Would you rather serve 4 years in jail for a crime you didn't commit, or get away with one you did?
- Would you rather be remembered for one great thing, or personally experience a thousand small joys?
- Would you rather have a friend who's honest even when it stings, or gentle when you need the truth?
- Keep the comfortable life you have now forever, or take one chance to risk it for something better?
- Would you rather turn in your best friend for a crime they committed, or go to jail for it yourself?
- Would you rather have 2 years with your soulmate before they die, or a lifetime with someone you settled for?
- Would you rather know how you die or when you die?
- Would you rather never get angry or never be envious?
- Would you rather find your passion or the love of your life?
- Would you rather lose all of your money or all of your photos?
- Would you rather always know the truth or sometimes be spared it?
- Would you rather deal with relationship problems or money problems?
- A building is on fire: would you save your sibling or four strangers?
- Would you rather live in a perfect simulation or an imperfect reality?
- Would you rather continue your life as it is or restart it from scratch?
- Would you rather have no one show up to your wedding or to your funeral?
- Would you rather know the purpose of life or the origin of the universe?
- Would you rather try and fail in front of everyone, or never try at all?
- Would you rather live in a world with no lies or a world with no secrets?
- Would you rather be content with what you have or always strive for more?
- Would you rather never be able to cry again or never be able to laugh again?
- If you could fully control only one, would you pick your career or your family?
- Would you rather detect every lie you hear or get away with every lie you tell?
- Would you rather be a great success in your personal life or your professional life?
- Would you rather be admired by strangers or understood by the people closest to you?
- Would you rather die in 20 years with no regrets or die in 50 years with many regrets?
- Would you rather know everything but feel nothing, or feel everything but know nothing?
- Would you rather find true love for 1 year or be in a stale relationship for 100 years?
- Would you rather have a job you love that pays little or a job you hate that pays a lot?
- Would you rather lose your best friend or all of your friends except for your best friend?